There was a farmer with three beautiful daughters, and all three had a date that night. The farmer, being very protective of his daughters, decided to meet their dates at the door with a shot gun.

The first man showed up and said to the farmer "hello, my name is Joe, i am here for Flo, we are going to see the show, is she ready to go?" after the farmer looks the man over, he sends the two on their way.

The second man shows up and say "hi, i'm freddy, i'm here to see betty, we are going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" the farmer again looks over the man, and sends the two on their way.

The last man shows up and says " hey, I am chuck,." the farmer shoots him in the chest.